your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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