i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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