yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
