Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
she peed on how many people?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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