Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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