she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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