Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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