She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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