How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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