Fuck appropriateness.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
