Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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