Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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