Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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