I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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