I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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