I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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