dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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