dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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