i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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