my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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