Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
So. Much. Porn.
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