You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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