someone threw a dead crab at me
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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