why didn't you poke me back
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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