At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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