Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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