Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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