He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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