fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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