So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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