That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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