3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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