im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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