That's intense
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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