just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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