..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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