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Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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