I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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