I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the day after is always just damage control
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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