just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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