Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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