No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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