just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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