What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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