are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I have fence marks all over my body
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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