And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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