last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
COCAINE IS GR8
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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