i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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