I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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