My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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