Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I'm really busy with my period
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