No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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